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Past episodes have probably explained how a bunch of agrarian-raised youths have the money to goof around in Manhattan day in and day out, druhk maybe they haven't. Whatever, this thing isn't going Naed write Nzked. It's apparent early on that Kate is more or less the central figure. Druno year-old looks quite a bit like Mad Men's Peggy Olson, and in addition to pursuing durnk modeling career after coming from a background that forbids makeup and hair Naked drunk amish, to say nothing of photographsshe's a lousy drunk. That always makes for good TV. Jeremiah describes himself as an "Amish rebel," which is probably the easiest thing in the world to qualify for "I'm using a rotary phone!

He's 32, which honeslty makes him kind of pathetic. Think about those guys ten years out of school who still hang out in college bars. Twenty-year-old Rebecca and year-old Abe are the show's sole couple, which has a certain symmetry. You can see the two together, in that they're basically a younger version of Grant Wood's American Gothic, only somehow less humorous. Honestly, the most interesting person on the show is Sabrina. Now 25, she was adopted by a Mennonite couple after being abandoned by her birth parents. Central to the episode I watched was her hiring a private detective to find the drug addicts who left her in a trash can after she was born.

Mom died inbut dad is still around and "excited" to meet her.

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The rock moves faster. Why don't Amish women wear sleeveless dresses? They refuse to bare arms. How was copper wire invented? Two Mennonites found a penny. What do you call a beautiful girl in an Amish Church? They go into the Empire State Building. As they're walking around they notice the elevator.

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Thus they carried out their plot. However, just as they were breaking into the cash register, the owner turned on the lights and confronted them, a shotgun pointed directly at them. Calmly, the Amishman said, Boys, I would never do thee any harm yet you are standing where I am about to shoot. Sheep A newcomer to the political scene was campaigning in Amish country for the office of assemblyman. Outside an Amish homestead, he saw a young man and his sheep. He approached the man, ready to make his pitch for a vote. Just as he was getting started, an old man called from inside the house.

And who is that guy you're talking to?

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